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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(Source: spooky-donut)

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

nude-soul:

white people

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

cognato:

American Horror Story: Asylum

(Source: huffingtonpost)

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey)

schmoyoho:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

as a drummer, i can confirm that this is how we spend free time

prettylittleliarswerk:

No, I’m not ok.

officialannakendrick:

kanyewesticle:

my new years resolution is for everyone else to gain 50 pounds

thanks

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whitebeltwriter:

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

I’M JUST BEING POLITE

twoopy:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

thanks

twoopy:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

thanks

knightsoftheabsolution:

Found this.

knightsoftheabsolution:

Found this.

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah