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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

  • Me : makes a joke
  • *class laughs*
  • Me: smiles for half an hour, proud

nikaalexandra:

"captain america 2"???? more like i’m gonna fucking murder you, just let me do this backflip first: the movie

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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emoij:

emoij:

Someone pick out a homecoming dress for me?

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thanks

(Source: emoij)

artruby:

Miguel Chevalier, Magic Carpet, (2014).

artruby:

Miguel Chevalier, Magic Carpet, (2014).

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

tyquil:

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

"ms. minaj for this next part we need you to hang your titties on this photoset"

jetgreguar:

everydayedward:

anatomintheuniverse:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

mt etna is my bro

In preparation for 420calypse

blaze it nature 

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

(Source: lordoftheflygons)

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME