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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

(Source: topfunnystuff)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa)

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

(Source: milkyytea)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(Source: boogalood)

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

nude-soul:

white people

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

cognato:

American Horror Story: Asylum

(Source: huffingtonpost)